Thursday, 20 January 2011

Zombie Awareness Practice

Breathe, focus your thoughts, and remain calm. Do not panic. The world will not yet end, and the people you know will not yet feast on your brain. Please take a few seconds to complete this exercise, then reflect on your result. Are you satisfied with the outcome? Do you need to make adjustments?

The following internet resources may help you increase your awareness and preparedness:

Be prepared, stay safe. 

Have a good day.

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  1. You mean my weapon is a half-drank glass of Mountain Dew? Can't I run into the garage and get a large ice scrapper?

  2. Object to my left? I'm sitting on a chair that could smash brittle zombie bones and my giganto mug weighs a little more then a pound, that'd stave in some brain-eater skull. I'm also a screaming hop skip and a jump away from more effective weapons.

  3. @Trey:
    I am afraid your prognosis is rather bleak in case of a sudden outbreak. And I hope the ice scraper is pretty vicious if that is your fall-back plan. Concider investing in an axe or a sword. Mounted on your wall it wont look too out of place in a gamer's house.

    It sounds like you've made some preparations. Your next step should be to move on to other aspects of zombie survival. Concider stocking up on canned food and first aid supplies.